- Perfect for fake listeners, social drifters, and polite head-nodders who check out mid-conversation but leave their body behind. This sarcastic quote captures the art of appearing engaged while internally screaming.
- Great for introverts, burnout navigators, and those who zone out mid-meeting, mid-sentence, and mid-lifetime. A hilarious, painfully relatable design for people whose presence is purely decorative.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
I’m nodding but I’ve left mentally. That’s not rudeness it’s survival. This sarcastic quote is for anyone who’s physically present but mentally planning dinner, evaluating life choices, or just floating peacefully in their own thoughts. Whether it’s a long meeting, a group chat spiral, or a story with too many plot holes, this design lets everyone know you’re checked out respectfully. Ideal for polite introverts, professional daydreamers, and customer service survivors who’ve mastered the blank smile and occasional nod combo. You’re not ignoring them you’re just elsewhere… spiritually. This design turns your daily mental escape into a bold, wearable confession.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : April 14, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
